Celestia Isn't Real

Celestia dove and buried her face with five minutes of repressed divine fury. She ate it all. It was a massacre. Had it been witnessed, the carnage would have scarred most ponies for life. The noises alone might have haunted their nightmares. Celestia didn’t simply eat the cake. She erased it from existence. She made it abundantly clear that she was not an illusion.

And then she looked down at the filly who was probably going to dream of nothing but Celestia’s frustrated eating for the rest of her life.

“AM I REAL NOW?” she asked, though it came out more muffled than that because of the entire cake in her mouth.

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Yet another entry for one of Equestria Daily's Friend Offs, this time from the climax of Celestia Isn't Real.