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I Got Nothing by DeusExEquus I Got Nothing by DeusExEquus
I mean, seriously? Stealing my thunder here.

Also, Rarity's "accent" almost killed me. Hilarious.
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:iconmiragepotato:
MiragePotato Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
since season 4 they have use the tentacules...
The first two episodes of the season tentacles vines catch to princesess and keep tham inside a vine prision
the mane-niac and her tentacle mane
the giant worm monster in  three is a crowd who have three tentacles as a tongue
Hasbro knows that meme, and it knows we know
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:iconkartoffelkamm:
Kartoffelkamm Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
well, i guess Hasbro heard that most of their fans dont like the porn-part of the fandom (seriously, its a show about 99% female characters, with easy to remember names. even if most of the fandom was little kids, there would be porn of it), so they did pporn jokes in the show, so the fandom doesnt do porn jokes. but 2 things:
1. it didnt work, and
2. the actual problem are the fans that actually draw pony porn.
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:iconmistypine:
Mistypine Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
... I feel creeped out when I see those pictures... what if my mother walks in O,O 
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:iconkartoffelkamm:
Kartoffelkamm Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
mine actually walked in...
luckily i have my computer in a position that allows me exactly 5 seconds of reaction time before a normally walking human can get a chance to see the screen. tricky, isnt it? :)
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:iconcamcooliscool:
camcooliscool Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lucky. I got about 1 second, since they usually come down from upstairs.
Then BAM IM BUSTEEEDDD
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:iconkartoffelkamm:
Kartoffelkamm Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
bad for u :)
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:iconcamcooliscool:
camcooliscool Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yep.
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:iconmistypine:
Mistypine Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Mine is facing towards the door, you get a perfect view of it. I just need to move my computer. 
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:iconkartoffelkamm:
Kartoffelkamm Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
u sure do.
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:iconinflationdoom:
inflationdoom Featured By Owner May 21, 2015
i am total with you "flips computer"
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:iconxsophififrosex:
xSophififRosex Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015
wtf
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:iconmelonwolf:
melonwolf Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Student Digital Artist
wtf i noticed  they make this episode DKOGNK not for children o3o
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:iconkonsker:
Konsker Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014
lol
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:icondevildragon1:
devildragon1 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconthegreatman203:
thegreatman203 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yah there has been a hell of sex "signs" in season 4, like the tentacle worm monster yah that wasn't totally ripped from anime at all
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Sephirath21000 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "It's like something out of a bad tentacle hentai." *Realizes what he said* "N-not that I ever- ...I mean-"
:iconshiningarmorplz: "Smooth."
:iconoctaviaplz: "...Does that kinda thing actually turn you on?"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: *sigh* "Shut up."

-Later-

:iconbonbonplz: "El Azul Mare?"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "Shut up."
:iconoctaviaplz: "Monster Creature Insurrection?"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "Shut up."
:iconshiningarmorplz: "hey, what was that one with the long name that is hard to pronounce?"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "Uruksukidoji. -I MEAN SHUT UP!!"
:iconshiningarmorplz: "HA! GOTCHA!!"
:iconprincebluebloodplz: "WHAT? You guys were naming them off too!!"
:iconshiningarmorplz: *Stammering* "Well I uh..."
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:iconthegreatman203:
thegreatman203 Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
oh...Oh...OHHHHHH!!!!
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:iconmlprocks190:
MLPRocks190 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Looks like someone has been watching some Hentai..
Lol
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:iconmlprocks190:
MLPRocks190 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How about fanfictions? Like these: :sex: 


with ponies. x3
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:iconask-yin-shade:
ask-yin-shade Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
. 3 .
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:icontruebluetardis:
TrueBlueTardis Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Make even dirtier jokes, maybe?
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:iconsaddust:
Saddust Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014
+1 (lol)
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:icon1cosmiconsciousness:
1cosmiconsciousness Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
Sometimes I think they did that episode just to end the jokes.
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:iconlonelion97:
LoneLion97 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahahahaha XD
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:iconbacobo:
bacobo Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
WHY DO LOVE MAKING SEX JOKES ABOUT MLP IN THE FIRST PLACE <:(
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:iconpacmanpower89:
PacmanPower89 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
man apple jack is got a sexy plot 
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:iconlilapplegirl:
lilapplegirl Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THEY TURK YER JERRRRB!!!!!
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:iconmoonrise09:
Moonrise09 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Student General Artist
......You threw derpy.
PICK HER UP AND APOLOGIZE 1
>:c
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DarkVikingMistress Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Student Writer
I thought that ass wiggle really was for the adults. How would the target audience know the...well fanservice appeal of it :o (Eek) 

Not to mention all the plot shots we see across the pony series, and near sexual innuendos. FANSERVICE EVERYWHERE. It's like Rocko's Modern Life all over again.
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:iconbacobo:
bacobo Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
True dat : I
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:iconstormfury246:
StormFury246 Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:iconkimandabbysaccount:
KimandAbbysaccount Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Please stop posting these. I see this everywhere I go and it is getting annoying.
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:iconalphakickstm:
AlphaKicksTM Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
On an art website? Please keep things like this to creepypasta websites or something. I'm not being mean, but you could freak out some people. :)
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:iconstormcutie:
StormCutie Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Student Writer
Oh no! The drama of an unfinished paragraph! AHHHHHHHHH!!! THE HORROR!
:iconduhplz:
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:iconstormfury246:
StormFury246 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
Ya:D (Big Grin) 
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:iconstormcutie:
StormCutie Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Writer
Lol
Don't worry, you won't die from these, because
Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me :)
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DarkVikingMistress Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Student Writer
I guess I'm dying then Dead (RIP) Shrug 
You don't actually believe this will happen, do you? I must of read this kind of story 2000 times.
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:iconstar-von-alicorn:
Star-Von-Alicorn Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconpepsi-coia:
Pepsi-CoIa Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD
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:iconbarkmist:
Barkmist Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You dont.
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:iconpineycreek:
PineyCreek Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Apparently you do it by pulling the meta card.
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:icondingosnivysprint12:
dingosnivysprint12 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Maybe both XD 
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:iconyesimdeadpool:
YesImDeadpool Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014   General Artist
Guess it's not a show for little girls anymore. XD
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:iconkennyg302:
kennyg302 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
Who said it ever was. 
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:iconyesimdeadpool:
YesImDeadpool Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014   General Artist
Hasbro's dumbass executives.
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:iconkennyg302:
kennyg302 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014
"Who cares what they think?" would be a better phrase really. 
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:iconwholetthemonstersout:
wholetthemonstersout Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Well... you can make "sax" jokes. I bet that no one has done jokes about ponies posing with saxophones. 
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:iconadixon524:
adixon524 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014
its probably a little of both
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:iconaho4464:
AhO4464 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist
A little parodied copywriting wouldn't hurt ;)
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